Have You Seen These Treatsies?

Name: Trader Joe’s Toasted & Lightly Salted Granny Smith Apples
Description: Delightful, Delicious, DeLovely
Color: Brownish
Taste: Crunchy, Salty, and a bit of sweetsies!
Date of Disappearance: Late Augustish
Last seen: Sitting in my pantry cabinet, taunting me with their delicious siren of ‘eat one more’…
Missing from: EVERY Trader Joe’s shelf in the DC Metropolitan area. And also – my heart.

If you have any information on the disappearance of these wonderful, healthy snacks, please let me know. We are worried sick about our babies and look forward to their safe return.