Dear Coffee-Mate Tiramisu creamer from the "World Cafe" series-
You have changed my life (or my weekday mornings at least), and I think I might love you. You transform the craptastic brown drivel that my office calls coffee into something palatable, delicious even. I know that you don't taste like tiramisu, and I know that real Italian people living in Italy would never use this product and would probably be offended by the association (much like I felt when I passed the "Embassy of Texas" American restaurant in London). But I still feel fancy and international when I drink you. Gratzi.
-Your New Style American Girlfriend
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