so, you'll probably still get scurvy

There's a lot about the "artistry" of marzipan that I don't understand. The shapes, for example. They're not cute so much as creepy and mildly confusing. I don't necessarily want to consume a small, smiling animal (i.e. a mouse on a wheel of cheese), and the fruit shapes are just kind of mocking. Yes, I know that vitamin C comes from eating a real orange instead of a ball of almond paste shaped like one. I get it. Regardless, these faux fruits from Chocolate by Mueller are delish. I'm gonna take a multivitamin now.